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Friday, 21 October 2011

Mi Thai Posse

This is mi Thai posse. Evri time I goes to Pattaya I teams up wiv them. We hang out togevva on the streets posin' an' poutin' like Victoria Beckham, the slag.
Awl of these birds is from Pataya becawse it' full of proppa Ting Tongs, Ladyboys, feeves an robbas.This is mi posse which I 'ave gavvered araand mi ovva the paast twenty free years. When I first went there foa a 'oliday I met Rita oo was workin' as an 'ostess in a local club. She introduced me to a totally noo way of life, most of 'er closest mates, a multitude of bizarre sexual configurations, shitloads of claass A drugs an' some incurable clinical deseases. I was awlso able to build up great contacts foa the legitimate importation of spices, peppas an' silks. Occasionally, I would discover enormous bags of weed at the bottom of a consignment which is the Tie way of sayin' fank you foa the trade.
Tie birds are great, they'll do anyfink foa ya, usually foa free oa  a few Baht, they don't get jealous so you can 'ave five oa six on the go at the same time: an' best of awl when they turn seventeen you can precure a foateen year old replacement.


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