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Friday 6 January 2012

Bonne annee




I would like to take this opportunity to wish awl mi followas a prosperous noo year, good luck wiv evrifin. Awlso a special greetin' to awl mi readers in Russia. I can now offa a translated version of mi blog in the Russian language: I suspect there may be some difficulties wiv some of the stuff becawse it is writtin usin' the proppa Queens English and not that norvern Mankie dialect which proports to be the reel fing.

As a footnote, I offa a bustin' Thai curry. By now you don't need proppa measurements an' weights of ingredienz etc....you should be usin' stuff intuitively, if yoo caant yoo is probably fick an' shouldn't be in the kitchen anyway.


This is superb on cold nights, in front of a roarin' fire wiv your Julie.

In a laarge fryin' pan saute onions, chilli an' garlic. Add a finly sliced fum size of ginga then pour on harf pint of coconut milk, then simma. Peel an' cube a butternut squash: the one that looks like a giant's dick an bawls. Frow it into the pan an' continue to cook foa 20 minits. Finally, squeeze in at least the juice of a one lime plus a tablespoon of shugga. Serve wiv jasmine rice. Don't forget to add 'turmuric' to the rice, this 'elps to prevent Bowel Cancer: I ain't jokin', look at the stats on the Indian continent.

By the way I am still lookin foa a publisher to promote mi book. It would be the best recipee book on the shelf, wipin out awl those uvva pritendas!!