Eddie was expectin' his bird 'Ramunia' his Latvian girlfriend to join him in Paris around mid July. She awlways limited his access to sex; he had to earn it, as well as being rationed to no more than once a week. As a consequence of this she demanded separate sleeping quarters. Wiv this in mind Eddie needed to construct some kind of towing caravan to accommodate her needs. subsequently he came across an abandoned trailer chassis in Langate which he strapped to the roof of his C15.
He managed to transport the chassis over the channel where he intended to fabricate the bedroom cabin to fix on top of the chassis. His bountiful knowledge of the 'world of decheterries' enabled him to rescue enough sheets of aluminium panels with which he would construct the carcass of the bedroom. Using only hand tools; a drill, hack saw and a variety of nuts and bolts the cabin quickly took shape. It had a lift up door, a small window along with 2 vented hatches. Internally, there was a mattress,roughly assembled cupboard space, ceiling cavities, a small vanity area complete with cracked mirror, and very importantly a mosquito net. Other personal touches could be added later as their tour of fraance developed. The bedroom had been completed upon her arrival at Charles de Gaulle airport where she was met by Eddie who wiv Ollie escorted her to the Tuilleries gardens where they would spend the night. He didn't tell mi if 'ee managed a shag that night but I expect he did, first nights on holiday in my finkin', are awlways celebrated carnally.
Eddies Potage au Feu
Havin' gathered a selection of vegetables from the gardins of norvern fraance peel an' chop. In a laarge sawsepan add some olive oil then season wiv black peppa an sawlt. Gently fry the onions, then add, carrots, celery, potato, suede, really anyfink that you can find. Bring to the boil wiv fresh stock, then simma. Serve wiv crusty bread an' top wiv gratid hard cheese that some frog has frown away.
