This is mi wiv mi Norvern bird Julie, she's fick as pigshit, has huge silicons, but she's good as gold: she's awlso is a good shag.Evri weekend she comes raand foa a curry oa a lenff of poawk; eva way she's 'appy. I don't let her stay to long becawse she's got this stoopid dawtta, Annussa oo's awlways moanin' on abawt 'ow her boyfriend oo can't keep it up on accaant of 'im bein' pissed an' off his 'ead on weed awl the time.The council have promised her a flat becawse she's expectin' her fird sprog an' there's not enuuff room at Juilies foa the foa of them an' the dogs. I'm 'oppin it don't 'appen becawse I'll be stuck wiv Julie awl week. They're awlright in smoall doses but I couldn't put up wiv an unsofisticated norverner evri day.
