Duck soop

 

Duck an’ Ginja Stew (Madagascar)

I’ve gotta a local bird ovva there cawled ‘Motolita’ who does this recipee foa mi evri time I visit. She says its an affrodisiac an’ becawse I’m getting’ on a bit I need a bit of ‘elp. Cheeky monkee.

Ingredienz

Imperial                                                           Metric

Foa duck cuisses, legs, skin an’ fat left on       4 duck legs with the skin and fat left on.

Too red onions                                                  2 red onions

Eight cloves of garlic, crushed                         8 cloves of garlic crushed

Too an’ a quawtta paands of tomatas               1 kg of tomatoes, skinned and chopped

Too ounzes of ginja                                          50grms of fresh root ginger 

Sawlt an’ peppa                                                Salt and freshly milled black pepper

Place the legs in a laarge pan an’ covva wiv wautta, simma uncovered foa at least one ‘our until the wautta ‘as evaporated an’ the legs are sittin’ in their own juices an’ fat. Strain off the fat an’ covva wiv a wittle moa wautta, Slice the ginja into julienne strips, skin an’ roughly chop the toms, skin an’ crush the cloves of garlic an’ cut the onions finely. Add awl of these ingredienz to the pan, simma foa twenty five minits until the legs are covered in fick marmalade sawse.

The strained fat can now be used to roast some potatas. Add some dried chilli flakes, sawlt an peppa an’ serve wiv the duck. It’s a very rich meel but sometimes you’ve got to treet yoaself.

Mi Norvern Bird

This is mi wiv mi Norvern bird Julie, she's fick as pigshit, has huge silicons, but she's good as gold: she's awlso is a good shag.Evri weekend she comes raand foa a curry oa a lenff of poawk; eva way she's 'appy. I don't let her stay to long becawse she's got this stoopid dawtta, Annussa oo's awlways moanin' on abawt 'ow her boyfriend oo can't keep it up on accaant of 'im bein' pissed an' off his 'ead on weed awl the time.The council have promised her a flat becawse she's expectin' her fird sprog an' there's not enuuff room at Juilies foa the foa of them an' the dogs. I'm 'oppin it don't 'appen becawse I'll be stuck wiv Julie awl week. They're awlright in smoall doses but I couldn't put up wiv an unsofisticated norverner evri day.

Thai Delight

 

Roti Canai, crispy pancake (Thailand)

This involves makin’ too types of simpul dough, one bein’ placed inside the uvva, to create this interesting pancake. They can accompany any sort of curry.

I normally makes this foa mi Thai posse when I am in Pataya, enjoyin', if you know wot I mean!!

Ingredienz 

Dough 1

Imperial                                                         Metric

Arf a paand of plain flowa                              300grms of plain flour

One teespoon of sawlt                                    5grms of salt

Arf a teespoon shugga                                    2.5grms of sugar

Free tablespoonz of meltid butta oa oil          45grms of melted butter or oil

One egg, beaten                                              1 egg, beaten

Free fluid ounzes of milk                                60mls of milk

Free tablespoonz of wautta                             45mls of water

Dough 2

Foa ounzes of plain flowa                                150grms of flour

Free ounzes of softened butta oa oil                65grms of softened butter or oil

To make dough 1 combine the sawlt, flowa an’ shugga in a mixin’ bowl. Add the softened butta oa oil an’ mix togevva wiv yoa finga tips. Beat the egg an’ milk then add enuff wautta to make six fluid ounzes of the liquid.

Slowly add five ounzes of the egg mixture to the bowl. Mix to make a soft pliable dough. Add the remain’ liquid if the dough seems too dry. Knead the dough well on a flowered surface until it is smoove an’ elastic. Shape into a roll an divide into eight equal pieces. Roll each piece into bawl an’ coat generously wiv some butta oa oil, set aside foa one oa too ‘ours.

To make dough 2 combine the butta oa oil wiv the flowa and mix until a smoove dough as formed. Divide into eight equal pieces rollin’ each into a bawl. Covva wiv a cloff an’ set to one side.

To make the ‘roti’, flatten one dough bawl from 1 into a disc about 3inchis in diameter. Place dough bawl 2 in the centre of the disc an’ wrap. On a lightly flowa coatid surface usin’ a rollin’ pin flatten the bawl into a rectangular piece 5x 6 an’ a arf inchis. Roll up the dough lengthways to make a long round shape. Flatten an’ make it into a thin long sheet. Now, roll it from the short end to make a short fat roll.

Cut the roll into too equal arfs. Sit the dough on its side (the spiral of the dough facin’ upwards) an’ roll it into a flat disc of five inch diameter lightly marked wiv the concentric circles.

In a fryin’ pan oa griddle ‘eat arf a tablespoon of oil an’ cook the roti foa about too oa free minits on each side until goldin braan. Transfer to a flat surface pushin’ the edgs of the roti so that they fluff up the middle layers.

Serve ‘ot wiv any curry oa fick soop.